May 092010
 

The Nappy Rash Clause relates specifically to incidence of Nappy Rash resultant from either Neglect or Insufficient Nappy Changes of infants and toddlers throughout the day.

The Nappy Rash Clause is used in conjunction with a Nappy Indemnity Day on Mothers Day. Specifically, the Nappy Rash Clause relates to the Issuance of another follow up Nappy Indemnity Day immediately following the primary Nappy Indemnity Day should the presence of Nappy Rash be detected on any children wearing nappies whilst technically under the care of a daddy during a Nappy Indemnity Day. Continue reading »

May 092010
 

Toddler Number Two's Horror Nappy Blowout

The best present you can give a new mother for Mothers Day is a Nappy Indemnity Day. What you may ask is a Nappy Indemnity Day. Well, for those of you who are parents, or more specifically, a mother, you will well know that changing dirty nappies is of of the most thankless chores a parent can do. No matter how many you change, no matter how well you do it, changing nappies is just part of the job.

Changing nappies can get pretty tiresome too, especially if the mother is breast feeding. Formula fed babies often get a little ‘blocked up’ and so poo less regularly than breast fed babies. On the other hand, breast fed babies have no trouble with their bowels. ‘Number Twos’ come out as easily as it goes in, and its is this ‘ability’ of breast fed babies to poo basically whenever enough mummy milk has been drunk to force a number two through that can get rather tiresome. It can get especially tiresome if you are the mummy responsible for changing up to ten nappies a day. Continue reading »