I had the pleasure of my darling 2 year old, standing next to me in bed this morning, like a ghost observing their quarry. 
She had gotten herself out of her cot, no mean feat mind you, and had decided that my bed was much better than hers.
But, she didn’t announce herself in the usual manner. She just stood there for a few minutes observing daddy blissfully asleep in bed.
Well, that didn’t last long, and as soon as she decided the time was right, she promptly announced herself to her unsuspecting blissfully asleep daddy in the most inconsiderate manner. Needless to say, it was a shock to the system.
Be warned all prospective parents, this WILL happen to you at the most unlikely time.
Have fun.
